Yes!! Just 5!! And the strange thing is, in this school of love, if your overall score is one out of five, you still score an A1 in walking out of my life.
1. HIT ME !!
It doesn't matter if you are not guilty of number 2-5, this is an excellent reason to leave your sorry behind. Today's woman endures abuse in relationships because of what the society would say about broken homes. Which would you prefer?? A broken home or being dead?? It's your choice.
And to all the weaklings out there who are still hitting women, you deserve to be castrated.. get in the ring with Mayweather...dont be a chicken!!!
2. CHEAT!!
Bro swerve!! The reason you cheated on me with her should be good enough to keep you there. Ladies, dont settle for the common and cheap excuse of "all men cheat" syndrome!! There are good men out there and you deserve a good and faithful man!! If he cheats, forgive him, pray for him and move on!!
Believe me he will still cheat!!
3. TELL LIES FOR AFRICA!!
Some folks can lie for Africa, I mean, even empire's Lucius Lyon has got nothing on you mehn!! You lie about the house you live in, your account balance, the name you stored as "gateman" but keeps calling you at 3am, is the gateman guarding your destiny?? Lying is the younger brother to stealing...let's not take any chance here. And the red sea parted into two.....NEXT!!!!
4. STINGOISM!!
This is a clear case of "I have the resources" but "I cant share". What are we doing together?? Stingy folks be like.."oh!! I need a girl who doesnt need much"...."i like natural girls"..."I love independent women" .when did you become NEYO?? ....but I can cook for you right? These are the types that borrow from you when they have, "beach" better have my money!!
5. BEING JEALOUS AND POSSESSIVE
It doesn't really come off as anything to worry about, but when he becomes "team snoop", checking your phone every second, asking who you have been with and where you went to, why that usher was looking at you, believe me it will only get worse. Such a person has trust issues and I can bet you that it would result to senseless fights.
If his issues are beyond you, take a walk, before he strangles you for smiling at the traffic warden.
That being said, I beg to retire for the day.
Have a blessed night.
JustVikkytorya!!
4 comments:
Okay lemme be first to comment. Go girl!!! You got in on like spot on! And your humor can represent Africa in Olympics. That was some good refreshment.
Thank u dear!!!! I appreciate n stay tuned
Waiting to hear the Guys version. Big up!
The message is passed. Let He that has an Ear hear what Andikan has put together
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