KEEPING UP WITH KIM KARDASHIAN

Many of you are familiar with the Kardashian women...though most of you will pretend not to watch the show. Don't be shy, I watch it, but its not an obsession.

The most famous Kardashian woman, Kim, was thrown into the limelight when her sex tape with "I have forgotten his name sef"...hit the internet. Yea, I never once saw it, though I was given a vivid explanation of what went on there, and I guess there are also a few who have it saved on their phones and masturbate on it every other night. *spits on you*....but you all come out in the morning and act like you are on your way to heaven. Thats none of my business anyway.

I enjoy picking out the good I can, even in the worst people...she's called the "internet slut'...none of my business...I leave the bad. Who made me a judge?? Is my life 100% right?? Or is my bad less bad than hers?? Those are personal questions I ask myself, and you should too.

So, what have I learnt from KIM K???

1. SPOKEN ENGLISH

Nothing trips me more than a person with a good command of english language. Goodness!! Do you listen to what they say on their show and how they coin their words??

I am not referring to accent here, I mean the spoken english. Its soo deep and sound that if you get carried away by the glamour of the show, you may not totally understand it.

Yet my people here that speak "I is come" and "why shall I shy" will be the first to talk.

I have some facebook friends who cannot complete a sentence without putting nigga, innit, and the likes...and keep deceiving themselves they are fly. Issorite!!

2. RISE  ABOVE HATE!!

There is nothing as demoralising as seeing your nude picture on the internet, worse a sex tape. Most people would commit suicide. Though Nigerians are gradually getting bolder by the day, it would take decades before people go all that crazy.

Rise above the hate of an abortion, an abusive ex, a leaked nude picture or story, a horrid past or runs life, a broken home or relationship. Rise above what people would say. As long as you are alive. There is hope. 

Make mistakes, cry your eyes out, learn from it and move on!!!!!

3. IDENTIFY YOUR TALENTS

Kim has a talent -going naked-. I cant call this a talent, but since she has chosen to be good at it, and actually  gets paid for it, its her talent.

What's yours?? Is your gossiping paying?? No!! If it isnt, upgrade or change course.

What are you good at?? It may look trivial and useless, put effort into it and you will see results in no time.

Find out that thing that ticks you...make it work for you.

The Bible says, "a man's gift maketh..."... Bible students show yourself.

4. HARDWORK

Kim k is a hardworking mother. She runs a reality show, which keeps you glued to your tv despite the fact you "hate" her. She owns and runs a boutique (Dash dolls) with her sisters. She has a book (selfish abi selfie...I dont curr)..a perfume..so many investments...all thanks to hardwork.

One of the actors in the movie "3 idiots" said, "Pursue excellence, and success will run after you pants down". 

Look at all the people we celebrate today, they have one thing in common, hardwork.

My bestfriend told me he saw something on the net, it read "May my family never be publicly disgraced, and if they are, may the spirit of the kardashians come upon us, to change our disgrace to fortune".

Looooool.....funny prayer right??? but its the truth. Let's channel our energy from hatinh into doing better things for ourselves.

So, there you have it. I keep up with the Kardashians, but still have enough time to make my life count, I am not perfect, Kim k is not either, I chose to emulate her good sides, and fling my head furiously away from her bad sides...

I am Andikan Vikkytorya...I am no "georgina".

I hope you learnt something.

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